Oscar: “If you had three wishes, what would they be?”
Me: “Well, I’d want Connie to be able to hire me on full-time. And I’d want new carpets and flooring in the house. And um, let me think…”
Oscar: ” Oh, wow. Those are super-realistic wishes. I just wanted a pair of pants that would let me pull $100 bills out of the pockets at my command.”
Me: “Well fine, my third wish is that our first-born is a girl. How’s that for realistic?”
I always wish for a KitchenAid Pro Mixer… or a Dyson. How did it get to this point?!?
As luck would have it, I have a KitchenAid Mixer (although not pro) and a hand-me-down Dyson. And still, I am 1/4 the domestic goddess I want to be. How is this possible?
Ahh! I am in complete and utter envy of you now. Seriously.