Hi I’m Icarus

Mar 25, 2009 | babies, Friends

I’m falling.

me: My mind lately has been on one track and one track only
Zac: little Velez’s
me: indeed
Zac: better get cracking
or, humping, i suppose
me: Dammit, I’m trying.
Hahaha
7 years of birth control is screwing with my body
Zac: yeah
well, i mean, the laws of science are on your side
me: which are? Have sex and you get pregnant?
Zac: i mean, in theory
me: haha
right
Although it seems to happen easier for rambunctious youth than it does for people actually wanting them
You’re in a committed relationship? Have a job? Have a house? It’s gonna take you at least 6 months
in high school? drunk? at a party? You’re pregnant!
Zac: hahaha
yeah, i mean, i would say that’s Darwin, but its sorta the opposite? Like, the dumb people are just creating more dumb people, and, I dunno.
me: My dad says all the time that stupid people shouldn’t breed
but it seems as though they’re the ones that aren’t smart enough to use birth control

6 Comments

  1. Haha. Conversations with Zac are the best. How long have you and Oscar been trying? It hasn’t been that long, right?

  2. PS- My sister is about the start trying for baby #2… My nephew isn’t even one yet!! I think she’s crazy. And my cousin (who has two little ones already) just found out that she is pregnant with TWINS. Four kids under four. Absolutely crazy…

  3. Oh, not long at all. A full month?

    I’m just terribly, terribly impatient.

  4. You and me both… but I come from one of the most fertile families ever so I don’t anticipate it being a problem when my time comes. I have spent the past 6 years trying desperately not to get pregnant! Ugh.

  5. Idiocracy was a movie based on the theory that the stupid people are breeding the smart people out. Smart people have careers and lives and budget for one or two children max but the morons have nothing to do, nowhere to go so they keep humping and making hillbilly idiot babies. The movie was terrible but I loved the premise.

    I’ll be thinking breeding thoughts for you… not OF you, that would be inappropriate 😉

  6. Ben – I know Idiocracy well. (It’s got electrolytes! It’s what plants CRAVE!)

    Either way, thanks for keeping my breeding in your thoughts. 🙂