Excuse me, did you have something to say?

I thought not.

We’re growing up. If you wanted to tell me something, you can say it to my face. Really. I’m a big girl and I can handle it.

Do you have excess baggage? Is there something you still need to tell me? Or are you just angry and being passive aggressive?

I vote door number two.

But, I didn’t major in psychobabble. I could be wrong. All I know how to do is diagram sentences.

My bad.